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zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

(via morphogenetic-sorrow)

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

I had some fucking dickwad try and tell me that during school this year, he kept trying to say that women’s bodies just naturally respond to it as as sex and therefor we enjoy it. Never been so fucking pissed off in my life

(Source: vaspim)

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cuntstitution:

do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet

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therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

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mishawinsexster:

Simon Pegg returns as Scotty in Star Trek Into Darkness

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sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

I CoULDn’t STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THIS SCENE FOR 9 MINUTES oMFg

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